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mulders:

in the 90s david duchovny went into x files internet chat rooms and was like ‘hey it’s david i want to talk about the x files’ but nobody believed it was him i’m crying






zombres:







Tagged as:xfiles,


quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.



heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is







Tagged as:basically me,


theacheofmodernism:

Because I love you all and providing orgasms is one of the best ways to show it.

The Rules

  • Giveaway is running from right now until midnight on October 20
  • One like per person
  • As many reblogs as you want
  • You don’t have to follow me to win
  • But if you’re one of those giveaway blogs you’re not winning anything sorry loser
  • You have to be 18+ to win because while i firmly believe that orgasms are for everyone, i also like not being arrested
  • Make sure you have asks or submissions open so i can contact you for your address

The Prizes

  • First prize wins this Lelo Gigi vibrator in the color shown—it’s rechargeable, has multiple speeds and settings, and is made of phthalate-free silicone

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  • Second prize wins this Lelo Mia 2 vibrator in the color shown—has multiple speeds and settings, rechargeable, waterproof, and responsible for some of my favorite orgasms

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  • And third prize wins this California Exotic Novelties bullet vibrator in the color shown—it takes 2 AAA batteries and has multiple speeds

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GOOD LUCK!




odditiesoflife:

10 of the Best Twilight Zone Episodes

This week marks the 54th anniversary of Rod Serling’s seminal science fiction television series that transported viewers into unknown dimensions — of sight, sound and of mind. One of the best TV shows to come out of the 1960s without having lost any of its appeal. Here are 10 of some of the best Twilight Zone episodes. Which are your favorites?

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet  — William “Captain Kirk” Shatner stars in what might be the most famous and revered of all Twilight Zone episodes.

To Serve Man — In this episode, mankind has seemingly found a benevolent alien savior in the form of the Kanamits — a race of towering space travelers who are all too willing to help Earth eradicate the problems of hunger and war.

The Eye of the Beholder — A young woman undergoes surgery to improve her appearance and look like everyone else. It all becomes clear when the doctors and nurses faces are revealed.

Time Enough at Last — After getting his wish to be rid of people, he is stuck in a world with all the time and books he could ever want and no way to enjoy them.

It’s a Good Life — A boy with incredible psychic powers who holds everyone around him hostage. And if they displease him, he simply thinks them out of existence.

The Invaders — A woman takes on tiny alien beings who accost her at her isolated farmhouse with an incredible twist at the end.

The Monsters are Due on Maple Street — This episode is another tale that asks the viewers to decide who the real monsters are: the alien invaders or their very own friends and neighbors? The invaders conclude that the best way to destroy mankind is to let us destroy ourselves.

Living Doll — A man isn’t a fan of his stepdaughter’s new “Talky Tina” doll, especially after she starts telling him she’s going to kill him.

Walking Distance — A man revisits his childhood (literally). It’s not the typical Twilight Zone story, but it stands as one of the best tales in the series and one of Serling’s finest moments.

10 Five Characters in Search of an Exit — An army major wakes up in a metal cylinder and meets a hobo, a ballet dancer, a bagpiper, and a clown. This episode features one of the best surprise endings of the series.

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tom hiddleston’s neck and clavicle






ellehbee:

Stills from Only Lovers Left Alive